Profile: Female/Married/Mother of 1

I'm an executive at a sofware company in Southern California and travel the country doing consulting for my clients. Much of my time is spent at the Church of Scientology or on the computer.

My blog will cover all sorts of random things that occur in my life and whatever is on my mind. Enjoy.

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Monday, June 08, 2009
The AMA on the Stimulus Bill (Joke)
The American Medical Association has weighed in on the new economic stimulus package.

The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.  The gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.

The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.  Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.  Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said, "Oh, Grow up!"

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.  Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.  The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter...."

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.  The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the assholes in Washington.
Posted at 01:08 pm by .: Swirl :.
 

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